Spell Plantain
Teacher: Kola, please spell plantain.
Kola: Whish one? The lipe (ripe) one or the unlipe (unripe) one?
Teacher: (clearly frustrated) What difference does it make? Just spell PLANTAIN!
Kola: OK Teasha,
If you fly (fry) the lipe one na DODO,
If you fly the unlipe one na SHIPS (chips),
If you loast (roast) am, na BOLI
All of them na plantain, so: whish one you wan make I spell?